Roseland

Went to Roseland Waterpark today with the boys - my dad and brothers- and saw a great example of how not to treat your kids, a couple cute lifeguards, some people who should not wear bathing suits, and a really curious little kid who could not walk in a straight line.

1. Dear angry mean lady,
Hope I just saw you at a bad time. But I don't think so. If you're that mean to your kid in a waterpark, which is supposed to be all about fun, I can't imagine what you're like at home. I feel bad for your kids and hope they grow up to be nice in spite of you.

2. What more needs to be said about cute lifeguards? Definately the highlight of my trip. Except when I almost fell over in front of one of the cute, shirtless ones.

3. I know this is slightly rude, but it's true. Some people really need to wear less revaling clothing. Yes, I know it's a waterpark, but some people can't pull off a bikini. I'm not comfortable in a bikini. People need to cover up and have some modesty. Please, lay off the skimpy bikinis.

4. And now for my specialty- comic relief. While I was walking to the little kids splash place -which my brothers enjoyed a little too much, considering they are 9 and 15 years old - I saw this little kid who was walking like the drunkest person you've ever seen. Seriously, she was zig zagging all over the place, drifting through the crowd and constantly staring at everything in the park, like she couldn't stand to miss any little piece of grass, unfamiliar person, or colorful attraction. Seriously curious and unbelievably observant.