What I learned today- 9/30

I like to go to the bathroom western style.

Today we learned that in some areas of Asia, using a toilet instead of a hole in the ground is called western style.

What did I learn today?

Ok, so that last entry was for yesterday. I decided I'm going to revive this blog with a daily recap of sorts...

So today in my old people class (that's its technical name, I swear lol)  I learned that you shouldn't put poisonous plants (like pointsettas) in the room with a person with dementia, becuase thy might eat them. yup.

I am never getting old.

What did I learn today?

"boys have cooties chlymidia!"

Yup that's what I learned in my adolescent development class. Apparently 1 in 10 teenage boys has chlymidia.

ew.

I think angels are probably fat.

So, sometimes I have these really random thoughts...like today I was standing in line to get ice cream, and there was angel food cake next to the ice cream...and well, I decided angels are probably at least slightly overweight.

I mean no heresy of course, but just think about it...I mean angel food is not healthy stuff. I mean, if that's all they eat (and it must be cause it's the only thing named angel FOOD) then they gotta be sorta pudgy. Plus, think about it...baby angels are pudgy...and that's probably genetic.

okay, random thought over. You're welcome.

Improv

So have you ever seen Whose Line is it Anyway? Well, a group calling themselves Mission IMPROVable came to Keuka and preformed a similar form of shortform improv comedy sketches. It was absolutely hilarious.

Well, Heidi and I were eating dinner in the Gieser...and we weren't going to stay...but then one of the "agents" as they called themselves came over to our table and asked if we were going to stay for the show. It went something like this...

"so, are you guys going to stay for the show?"
"Maybe.."
"Maybe!?! But Keuka already paid us, which kinda means you already paid us...excpet it's free to you, totally free, probably the free-est show you've ever seen!"
"(laughing) really?"
"Yeah...the free-est. It's like who's line is it anyway, have you seen that show?"
"yeah"
"well, they didnt make that up. it's been around forever. We're gonna do that"
"oh cool"
"so are you gonna stay?"
"I guess (laughing)"
"Have you ever seen a grown man cry?"
"uh...no"
"Well I'll cry if you leave"
"maybe we should pretend to leave"
"oh no, don't do that, then I'll look like a sappy fool for nothing!"

So we stayed, of course, and they were hilarious. Though the one girl in the audience who kept yelling "VIBRATOR!!!" whenever they asked for input for one of their games was really annoying...stupid freshies.

Also, "Agent Science" was kinda cute. :)

Finally, here are some of my favorite quotes from the show -

"Dina Garcia sounds like a dinosaur...of course you don't want to make out with a dinosaur!"
"I'm eating...ALL OF CHINA!?!?!"

Of course, this can't do them justice, so if they come to your college, go. the end.