99th post - best blog quotes

99 is my favorite number, so I decided to do something special for this post.

Here are the best blog quotes... I sequential order (not ranked by what I think is best... but feel free to leave your vote as a comment!

1. As we were driving back down the dirt road, we saw a bear in the distance. Yeah, an actual bear. A baby one. We called it the mini-bear, and had lots of fun trying to take pictures of it (from the safety of the truck of course). Then Meredith wisely mumbled, "yeah, but now there's a bear here." Oh yeah. Party pooper.

2. Only a certain kind of person can sit in front of the television and watch overweight men maul each other over and over again

3. One girl almost fell off her unruly horse because he got to the gate and decided to 'refuse'. Poor girl. Then she whipped the horse. Poor horse.

4. they just keep falling off the cone like Niagara Falls as I walk out. I feel like little Hansel and Gretel leaving a rainbow sprinkle trail all the way to the bench.

 5.I looked like a lobster for the first couple days, then I looked like I had leprosy when it started healing.

 6. And thus our trip ended, our kayak zig-zagging into the sunset, only me paddling because my mom got tired. And me sans shoes.

7. Sounds like Pennsylvania needs some Indians.

8. we really did not want to get wet (except Haley, who was to the point of dropping her pants and swimming to shore when Meg got back).

9. What more needs to be said about cute lifeguards? Definately the highlight of my trip. Except when I almost fell over in front of one of the cute, shirtless ones.

10. Plus I got to tell my bear story, and let's face it, I love to tell stories.

11. Anyway, I think the paint job should be categorized as a fail... but hey, it shows character.

12. So other than burning my face off  it was freakin amazing.
 13. I do not appreciate music. At all. No, I cannot identify that instrument by it's "plucky sound and strange tone." Wth is a harpsichord? Why should I care!?!?!

14.  I almost peed my pants... except for the fact that I was sitting on the toilet. :)

15. My day started wth remarkable lack of motivation - and a sing along.

16. I would like to make a formal apology to sprinkles... It ends up it was the tension between you and the cone that was affecting your work.

17. I think there is a ghost in the bathroom by my room. I'm not talking Moaning Myrtle or anything, this ghost is very well mannered. And well manicured - it always, no matter what time of day or how many people are in the bathroom, sounds like someone is clipping their toenails.

18.lol, I don't think pirates say suppose. (this interview may be my fav entry... it's so damn funny)

19. From the Farmville quotes entry:
"Did you get my cow? I sent you a cow."
I named her prudence... She likes it" 


20. First semester was like the creepy old lady in hansel and gretel... come on in, doesn't my house look all nice and candy flavored? Then you find out the old lady (second semester) wants to eat you. Damn.

What has this little project made me realize?
1. last summmer was fun.
2.  My writing really has improved.
3. My grammar gets worse when I blog angrily.