Special thanks to westegg.com's cliche finder
1. "Life is like a BOX OF CHOCOLATES, you never know what you're getting.
Actually, you know exactly what you're getting. A box of chocolates. duh.
2. "Roll with the punches"
In my opinion, if a punch makes you roll, you're done.
3. "Two peas in a pod"
Although there are usually more than just two peas in a pod, this actually makes some sense. Except for the claustrophobic.
5. "king's english"
WTH does this one mean? I've never heard anyone say this in my life.
6. "the bee's knees"
Do bees even have knees? And why would being the bee's knees be good? I suppose he can't sting himself in the knees...
7. "Half a bubble off"
What is this, Spongebob Squarepants? Who measures things in bubbles!?!
8. "Strain at a gnat and swallow a camel"
Uh, what? Is this Noah's Ark or something?
9. "He doesn't suffer fools gladly"
Who does? I think the word suffer got the point across fine.
10. "A few french fries short of a load"
Further evidence of the ever-increasing epidemic of obesity. Now we measure fries in "loads."
Bonus: This one just made me laugh - "I'm all over that like a fat kid on a smartie" lol.
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